Robert Pattinson. Wow.

So the new April 2009 issue of GQ just came out.

I haven't seen the movie Twilight, but God can this guy get any hotter?

From the hair.

To those eyes.

To that 5 o'clock shadow.

He has the refined english brit turned bad boy image going for him. And of course the huge plus - HOT british accent!! What's up with their marketing statement though?

ROBERT PATTINSON IS HERE.

Yes. Yes we know. He's utterly godly dreamlike face is staring right at us telling us to pick him up and lick him all over. Why can't you be right here in my room goddammit!

Man, I think I need a moment to myself now...

Models with impossibly sexy hair

Okay. I have to admit the whole surfer beach boy look gets me every time.

Gerad Albers graces the Cosmo August 2003 issue and has also modeled for the likes of Abercrombie and Fitch (a popular American brand I wish we had down under).

From his sexy 'god look what I've done' cheeky smile in the first picture to the dreamy "I want you" bedroom gaze, this isn't a guy I'll be forgetting about soon.

Gerad, you are indeed worthy of four gratuitous shots!

Now if only I can get my six pack looking like that. *Looks at picture* Work out time!

Water!! Fast! It's Russell

Whenever I look at these type of ads, my heart bounces from it's chest, skips a beat or three then melts like hot butter on a summer's day.

Of course, I had to find out who this hottie was ASAP! After frantic searches googling, the cause of my most recent heart irregularities are due to no other than Russell Brown.

Formerly gracing Men's Health magazine covers, I can't help but be the sucker who clicks and orders these magazines only to drool at their impossibly good looking cover boys.

Antonio Cesar Bezerra

Famed brazilian photographer Antonio Cesar Bezerra, who is commonly known as Didio, portrays sensual and beautiful images that transcends the aspect of physicality in his photographs.

Firstly, why are there so many amazing brazilian models? Brazil must have some awesome magic spring water that turns the majority of their population into godly sexy beasts or something!

Hey, not that I'm complaining!

FBI Brent Corrigan reporting

Everyone's favourite porn star, Brent Corrigan, was a key witness in the Cuadra trial.

He testified against Harlow with some pretty hardcore evidence!

A seven minute video of them on a beach on San Diego, Calif was shown to the jury. Under oath, he told the them that "Cuadra dropped back, he touched my arm and he said, 'don't worry, it was quick, he went quick,'" while obviously distressed.

The porn business is a small world and you don't mess with Brent!

More importantly, Brent looked damn hot in smart casual.

Those pecs man!!

*Swoon*

Convicted!

Breaking news!

Harlow Cuadra was found guity of murder in the first degree in Luzerne County. Cuadra, 27, was on trial for killing Bryan Kocis, 44, at Kocis’ Dallas Township home in January 2007.

Basically, he murdered a porn producer.

Who knows what he was thinking!? I mean he's a huge porn star, the greatest of jobs out there! (In all seriousness!! Who wouldn't want to make out and get all sweaty with hot hot hot boys all day long?)

The jury of eight men and four women began deliberating at 10:30 this morning and took less than four hours to reach the verdict. Because it’s a capital murder case, the jury will now have to decide whether Cuadra should be sentenced to life in prison or death.

Source: Guilty in the 1st Degree

Seperated at Birth

The model on top is unmistakenly better looking than reality tv star Brody Jenner (bottom).

I think tattoos are strikingly hot, but what sort of guy tattoos their own name to themselves?

I mean Brody... come on.

Just because you're hot doesnt mean, oh wait nevermind. You can get away with anything looking like that.