Luke Guldan - Greek God

Okay. That top picture of Luke has to be photoshopped. There is no way a guy can be that ripped.

But man that third pic with his t-shirt half ripped exposing his toned six-pack is such a tease!

... sorry, I just can't stop salivating. I can eat him up all day!

You can really tell the difference between the more professional photos as opposed to the more amateur ones (bottom two). Man, what's up with those pants in the fourth pic? At least drench some water all over him, or at least make them see through! I mean come on.

Heck I'd be able to make him better looking taking that last picture myself. And trust me, those pieces of clothing won't be needed.

Ryan Pascoe, Future Husband

Definitely future husband material.

Sydney based modeling agency, Chadwick Models, boasts an incredible model portfolio but none more impressive than blue-eyed model Ryan Pascoe.

Maybe the reason I like him so much is that he reminds me of Brit hunk Aaron Johnson.

Standing at 183 cm, he definitely has striking looks that can melt any boy's (or girl's!) hearts.

Hey, I like to be optimistic here! You never know...

Derrick Pigford by Hedi Slimmane

Fresh faced model Derrick Pigford in beautiful black and white photos captured by photographer Hedi Slimmane.

Giving us the skater boy and the beach boy stills.

I'm in heaven! Floating on clouds!

The Conrad Boys, a Justin Lo film

A friend of mine highly recommended this movie and I after watching it with low expectations I was pleasantly surprised.

The Conrad Boys is a unique story where the characters know they're gay and struggle with different relationships when the new boy comes in town. There are way too many coming of age dramas and this one felt like a breath of fresh air without any of the cheesy hollywood takes on most gay themed films out there.

Even though the acting wasn't so great, the story was different, moving and for me felt more real and identifiable.

I give it 5.5 stars out of 5, mainly because I'm in love with the hot hot american actor Nick Bartzen. Must go and re-watch!

www.theconradboys.com

Robert Pattinson. Wow.

So the new April 2009 issue of GQ just came out.

I haven't seen the movie Twilight, but God can this guy get any hotter?

From the hair.

To those eyes.

To that 5 o'clock shadow.

He has the refined english brit turned bad boy image going for him. And of course the huge plus - HOT british accent!! What's up with their marketing statement though?

ROBERT PATTINSON IS HERE.

Yes. Yes we know. He's utterly godly dreamlike face is staring right at us telling us to pick him up and lick him all over. Why can't you be right here in my room goddammit!

Man, I think I need a moment to myself now...

Models with impossibly sexy hair

Okay. I have to admit the whole surfer beach boy look gets me every time.

Gerad Albers graces the Cosmo August 2003 issue and has also modeled for the likes of Abercrombie and Fitch (a popular American brand I wish we had down under).

From his sexy 'god look what I've done' cheeky smile in the first picture to the dreamy "I want you" bedroom gaze, this isn't a guy I'll be forgetting about soon.

Gerad, you are indeed worthy of four gratuitous shots!

Now if only I can get my six pack looking like that. *Looks at picture* Work out time!

Water!! Fast! It's Russell

Whenever I look at these type of ads, my heart bounces from it's chest, skips a beat or three then melts like hot butter on a summer's day.

Of course, I had to find out who this hottie was ASAP! After frantic searches googling, the cause of my most recent heart irregularities are due to no other than Russell Brown.

Formerly gracing Men's Health magazine covers, I can't help but be the sucker who clicks and orders these magazines only to drool at their impossibly good looking cover boys.